1
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Ooh, good serve!

2
00:00:28,372 --> 00:00:29,732
Now pop it up, that's it.

3
00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:33,250
Spike it. Fucking spike it!

4
00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:35,767
Yes! She spoke it.

5
00:00:37,567 --> 00:00:41,083
Go on, Germania!
Maybe have a little hug? Yeah!

6
00:00:41,123 --> 00:00:44,321
I'm impressed you're able to perv
from a distance.  Cheers!

7
00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:47,919
I wish we could swap with Aurelius,
though, that jammy git!

8
00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:49,198
Ball, please.

9
00:00:49,238 --> 00:00:51,916
Ball boy!
Yes. Sorry. Ball man.

10
00:00:51,956 --> 00:00:54,235
We are a bit far from the action.
And the bogs.

11
00:00:54,275 --> 00:00:58,631
I've had to go in me cup.
Oh, no, Grumio!

12
00:00:58,671 --> 00:01:03,588
Oh-ho, dear! Help her up,
dust her down a bit maybe

13
00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:05,707
and a quick hug.

14
00:01:06,946 --> 00:01:10,742
I need another cup! Quick!

15
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If I had the choice,
I would probably go gymnast.

16
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You know they're all about 13?!
OK, fine, former gymnast.

17
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Here he is, look,
that one, the mushroom head.

18
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlord?

19
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This gentleman here
is looking for you.

20
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What's he done?
The little 'un? Are you sure?

21
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Whatever he's damaged, eaten
or soiled, he'll reimburse you.

22
00:01:52,114 --> 00:01:54,511
Oh, no, it's nothing like that!

23
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I just wanted to come
and introduce myself.

24
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I'm Justin.

25
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Your dad.

26
00:02:04,504 --> 00:02:08,462
Look how you've grown! Not as much
as I'd expected, but still...

27
00:02:08,501 --> 00:02:10,939
So, how have you been, then, son?

28
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Yeah, not too bad, thanks.

29
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Sorry. Can we back up a bit?
You're his dad?

30
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I am. Justin Corvenus. Salve.

31
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As in, the guy who left him
on a hill as a baby?

32
00:02:21,652 --> 00:02:24,330
Blimey, he dunt muck about,
does he? I like it!

33
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He could've died.
Steady on! I'm not a monster!

34
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It was a good hill,
right by a diddy farmhouse.

35
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My house! Where my parents brought
him up because you couldn't be bothered!

36
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I never married her
but, yeah, you're right,

37
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I screwed up. Mea culpa.

38
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I'm sorry, son.

39
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That's why I want to make it right.
I see.  Get to know you a bit.

40
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Take you to the Games,
be the dad you never had.

41
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Why now?  I only found out where
he was when they done that census.

42
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Plus, I'm in town for work.

43
00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:53,029
What was that about the Games?

44
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I've got tickets for the boxing
tonight. You can all come!

45
00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:59,386
I say we give him a chance.
Right, yeah, I wonder why.

46
00:02:59,426 --> 00:03:03,302
Thank you, lad. I appreciate that.
He said he's sorry!  I am so sorry.

47
00:03:03,342 --> 00:03:07,860
Look, I was a total knobhead.
But I'm a changed man.

48
00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:11,576
He's a changed man! How do you know?
Bloody 'ell, I'm confused.

49
00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,855
He's got boxing tickets!
Ringside.

50
00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,053
Ringside?
It's too little, too late.

51
00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:19,890
It's too much, too soon.  Of course,
son, this must be a lot to take in.

52
00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:22,928
If you never want to see me again,
I'd understand.

53
00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:26,526
But if you feel like
giving your old man another chance

54
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and watching some blokes punch
the living shite out of each other,

55
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I will be bang up for that!

56
00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:44,473
Not bad seats, eh?
They're all right.

57
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Pretzel?

58
00:03:46,911 --> 00:03:49,989
Please, son, it's only a pretzel.

59
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In the red corner,

60
00:03:54,107 --> 00:03:57,385
Sirus 'Tsunami' Secondus.

61
00:03:58,703 --> 00:04:01,621
Go on, Sirus!
Go on, lad!

62
00:04:01,661 --> 00:04:04,180
In the blue corner, from Gaul,

63
00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:08,497
Raymond 'The Rooster' Roubideaux!

64
00:04:08,536 --> 00:04:12,733
Yes! Le bleu! No...

65
00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,212
Fight.

66
00:04:16,531 --> 00:04:21,646
I can't believe we're so close.
I can probably join in from here.

67
00:04:21,686 --> 00:04:24,805
About time having Grumio for a slave
had its perks.

68
00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:28,043
What do you mean, slave?
Is Grumio your slave?

69
00:04:28,082 --> 00:04:30,481
Yeah. Did I not mention that?

70
00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,639
No. I thought you were just friends.

71
00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:34,478
Oh. Yeah. Well, we're both.

72
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He's sort of like a brother to me.

73
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A brother that you own.
Huh...

74
00:04:39,114 --> 00:04:41,913
Grumio's an utterly shit slave,
if that helps.

75
00:04:41,952 --> 00:04:44,151
Why would that help?
Yeah. I dunno.

76
00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:48,388
It's not a big deal.
Honestly, it's a tiny deal.

77
00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:50,666
Yes!

78
00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,984
Hit him again!
Hit him while he's down!

79
00:04:53,025 --> 00:04:56,062
Yes! Ooh!

80
00:04:59,659 --> 00:05:01,139
Thank you very much.

81
00:05:01,178 --> 00:05:04,416
So, the night's still young.
Do you fancy ploughing on?

82
00:05:04,457 --> 00:05:06,136
I don't know, I'm a bit pooped.

83
00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:10,013
Cos I was thinking of hitting
an all-you-can-eat buffet.  Mm.

84
00:05:10,052 --> 00:05:13,370
Yeah. I'm perking up a bit,
actually.  Oh!

85
00:05:13,409 --> 00:05:16,207
I'm Roman culture,
having slaves is the done thing.

86
00:05:16,248 --> 00:05:17,368
Delphine!

87
00:05:17,407 --> 00:05:20,365
Oh, hey, Gregory!

88
00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,364
Comment ca va?

89
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D'accord. Tres magnifique.

90
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Hello.

91
00:05:29,919 --> 00:05:33,876
Oh! Sorry, Marcus. This is Gregory.
He's an old friend.

92
00:05:33,915 --> 00:05:36,393
Right. Nice to meet you.
You, too.

93
00:05:47,786 --> 00:05:51,902
I love the discus!
That's the plate-chucking one, right?

94
00:05:51,942 --> 00:05:55,660
Well, seven years of training
but, yeah, the plate-chucking one.

95
00:05:55,699 --> 00:05:58,418
What's your style, overarm, underarm?

96
00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,255
It's more of your classic
sidearm technique, so...

97
00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:04,613
Whoa-ho! You've got one hell
of a wingspan on you.

98
00:06:04,654 --> 00:06:07,691
You could tickle me
from round the corner. Oh!  Ooh!

99
00:06:07,732 --> 00:06:11,488
I'm Camilla, by the way.  Stylax.
Can I get you a glass of wine?

100
00:06:11,529 --> 00:06:14,686
I'll stick to the old bull powder.
I'm on a training regime.

101
00:06:14,727 --> 00:06:16,845
Ah, OK. That sounds tasty.

102
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It's pretty grim, to be honest.

103
00:06:18,603 --> 00:06:21,402
It's magic for building muscle,
if you want to try it.

104
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Turn that flab into abs.

105
00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:27,957
Whoa. I've got abs, man. I've got abs
coming out of my arsehole. Oh, really?

106
00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,636
Give us a feel, then.
Well...

107
00:06:29,675 --> 00:06:32,034
Come on!

108
00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:37,230
Cracking place, this.
Oh, it's quality.

109
00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:41,107
And, crucially for me,
it's quantity.

110
00:06:41,147 --> 00:06:42,709
That's the beauty of a buffet.

111
00:06:42,789 --> 00:06:45,705
Look at you putting it away.
No doubting who your dad is.

112
00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:47,943
What about me mum,
was she a big eater?

113
00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:50,340
Big moaner, more like.

114
00:06:50,381 --> 00:06:53,978
No. She was always busting me balls
about growing the business.

115
00:06:54,018 --> 00:06:56,937
I had to get out in the end,
she was driving me barmy.

116
00:06:59,214 --> 00:07:02,733
What's your business, then?
I'll give you a clue.

117
00:07:02,772 --> 00:07:06,490
You have it hot when it's cold,
cold when it's hot,

118
00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:10,367
and you serve it with a ladle
straight out of a pot.

119
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,044
It's soup.  Oh, I like a bit of soup.
Well, who doesn't?

120
00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:18,801
And the profit margins are soup-erb!

121
00:07:18,841 --> 00:07:19,959
Oh, OK.

122
00:07:19,999 --> 00:07:23,117
I'm going to pitch me new one
tomorrow - ham and clam.

123
00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:27,355
That'll be dead good, because the flavours
work well together and they rhyme.

124
00:07:27,395 --> 00:07:29,474
Blimey! The boy's a natural.

125
00:07:29,513 --> 00:07:32,750
You've got your dad's good taste
n'all.

126
00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:37,668
I thought you wanted a gymnast.
An athlete's an athlete.

127
00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,505
They're all firm and bendy.
That's how they come.

128
00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,703
Aren't discus-throwers chunky?
Whoa! She's not chunky!

129
00:07:44,742 --> 00:07:47,781
She's muscly, but that's because of
the bull powder.

130
00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,019
What? How do you powder a bull?

131
00:07:50,058 --> 00:07:51,977
I guess grate it.

132
00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:54,136
It's a performance enhancer.

133
00:07:54,175 --> 00:07:56,894
It should be banned.
I helps you go for longer.

134
00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:58,932
That's why you know about it!
No!

135
00:07:58,972 --> 00:08:01,811
You take bull powder?  No need.
To perform for longer!

136
00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:03,077
I can perform for ages!

137
00:08:03,157 --> 00:08:06,887
Finally get over the 1-minute mark?
I can hump till the cows come home!

138
00:08:06,926 --> 00:08:10,005
I hope the farmers don't mind,
Water boy.

139
00:08:10,044 --> 00:08:11,728
Yes. No, I-I don't hump cows.

140
00:08:11,809 --> 00:08:15,001
They were accusing me of
taking a supplement. Water man.

141
00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,718
What supplement is that?
It's called bull powder.

142
00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:19,678
It seems to be good for aggression.

143
00:08:19,717 --> 00:08:23,115
I could use a bit of that.
I think you're fine for aggression.

144
00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:27,193
Not for me, you nasty little
gobshite! For me new beau, Primus.

145
00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:30,550
I could do with him being
a tad more bullish in the bedroom!

146
00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:34,386
Not getting much action? The main
action does tend to be sleeping.

147
00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:38,184
And although Primus is very suave
and has the most charming yacht,

148
00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:40,983
I really need him to grab the bull
by the horns

149
00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:43,660
before I start taking out my urges
on the staff!

150
00:08:47,858 --> 00:08:51,855
Joking aside, if you need anyone
to, er, service you...

151
00:08:51,894 --> 00:08:53,814
God, no!

152
00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,208
Whoa!


153
00:09:15,438 --> 00:09:18,676
You have got one hell of an arm
on you!

154
00:09:18,716 --> 00:09:21,153
You flung that disc
like you hated it! I know.

155
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,999
I'm super-charged!
I think it's the bull powder.

156
00:09:24,078 --> 00:09:25,911
Two rounds without breaking sweat.

157
00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:29,708
About that bull powder, is it legit
or is it more cheating?

158
00:09:29,747 --> 00:09:32,505
No! It's just desiccated
bull's testis.

159
00:09:32,546 --> 00:09:35,424
Totally natural.
It's given me so much more energy.

160
00:09:35,463 --> 00:09:39,021
Maybe we should go for a run.
Or I've got another idea...

161
00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:42,348
I can't have sex, Stylax.
I can't even fool around.

162
00:09:42,428 --> 00:09:44,578
I'm on lockdown
for this tournament.

163
00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,416
Really? Because I'm happy
to do the donkey work.

164
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,493
Listen, I'll make it up to you, OK?

165
00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:52,851
As soon as I'm knocked out,
I'll be partying. Hard.

166
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:56,128
OK! And you've done two rounds
out of...? Eight!

167
00:09:56,169 --> 00:10:00,007
Don't sweat it, hun, I doubt
I'll make it past three. Four max.

168
00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:04,643
Come on, you. Race you to the arch.

169
00:10:06,321 --> 00:10:08,880
Get in! Get in!

170
00:10:11,318 --> 00:10:14,636
So, what am I doing with the garlic?
You're frying it.

171
00:10:14,676 --> 00:10:18,073
Can you do that or shall I get
the slave to do it for you?

172
00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:23,069
You realise I do everything
around here, don't you?

173
00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:25,740
Having Grumio's not
like having a slave.

174
00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,705
It's more like having
leprosy. I know. It's OK.

175
00:10:28,746 --> 00:10:31,264
I'm only winding you up.

176
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,340
What's that?

177
00:10:35,381 --> 00:10:36,939
"Gregory"?
Uh-huh.

178
00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:38,178
So?

179
00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:42,536
So, is that anything to do with good
looking French cheesemonger Gregory?

180
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,813
Uh, yeah. We used to go out.
Oh!

181
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,091
Right. I thought he was a friend.
He is.

182
00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:50,890
He's an ex and a friend.

183
00:10:50,929 --> 00:10:54,447
It must've been pretty serious,
because I've got exes and friends

184
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,925
and none of their names
are written on my body!

185
00:10:56,966 --> 00:11:01,243
Tattoos are very common
in Gallic culture. Don't be a baby.

186
00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:03,641
It's a tiny deal, OK?

187
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,276
I just wish I could stay longer,
son,

188
00:11:10,316 --> 00:11:13,553
do all that dad shit
I never got chance to do before,

189
00:11:13,594 --> 00:11:18,070
take you hunting, read you stories,
change your nappies.

190
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,948
I realise you're a bit past that
now.  I still have the odd accident.

191
00:11:21,988 --> 00:11:23,786
Don't we all?!

192
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:29,182
But I've got to keep moving. Once this
meeting's over, I'm back on the road,

193
00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:32,780
sitting on me arse,
stuffing me face with junk food.

194
00:11:32,821 --> 00:11:34,939
Sounds wicked.

195
00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:38,296
Eh, why don't you come with us,
as part of Justin's Soups?

196
00:11:38,337 --> 00:11:41,974
I can teach you the business,
make you the heir to the empire!

197
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:43,973
Are you serious?
Deadly.

198
00:11:44,012 --> 00:11:47,730
I'll change the company name to,
erm, Justin and Son Soups.

199
00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,008
No. No.

200
00:11:49,048 --> 00:11:52,926
Justin and Grumio's Soups.
I'd have to change the logos but...

201
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:58,122
Or I could change my name to Justin.
Then we could keep the logos the same.

202
00:11:58,162 --> 00:12:03,118
Yes! Justin and Justin,
the Soup Boys, out on the road!

203
00:12:03,158 --> 00:12:05,437
What do you reckon?

204
00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:08,795
Give me a side parting an' all.

205
00:12:15,249 --> 00:12:18,928
Morning. What's for brekko, then?

206
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:22,604
We should be asking you that.
Soz, yeah. Late night with me dad.

207
00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:24,963
Listen, right, I've had an idea -

208
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:26,601
cow and radish.

209
00:12:26,641 --> 00:12:29,719
OK. Just trying to work out
what part of that is an idea.

210
00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:33,078
I'm coming up with new soups.
Me dad says I've got great taste.

211
00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:35,316
Your dad's wrong.
You eat your earwax.

212
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,112
I've got more.
Bean and bird, salmon and gammon,

213
00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:40,273
bread and orange.

214
00:12:40,313 --> 00:12:43,262
You're saying the first things
that come into your head.

215
00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:44,430
Dad says I'm a natural.

216
00:12:44,469 --> 00:12:47,586
He's taking me on the road
to help him run his business.

217
00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:51,536
Boom! Do you not think you might
be getting a bit carried away?

218
00:12:51,617 --> 00:12:53,143
He did leave you on a hill.

219
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:54,832
Stop slagging off me dad.

220
00:12:54,913 --> 00:12:58,939
- I'm looking out for you, Grumio.
- Justin! Me name's Justin now!

221
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:02,017
Or Justin Junior.

222
00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:06,134
Or possibly sometimes JJ.

223
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:11,382
It's on her wrist. He's
written his name on her.

224
00:13:11,463 --> 00:13:13,529
Like she's his gym kit!
Or his pants!

225
00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,846
What's his name?
Why does that matter?

226
00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:19,405
It could be little, like Leo,
or long like Agathangelos.

227
00:13:19,444 --> 00:13:22,283
It's medium, like Gregory.
See, it could be worse!

228
00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:25,281
Ciao for now, boys,
I won't be in this afternoon.

229
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,997
Oh, Flavia, apparently bull powder
can be dangerous for non-athletes.

230
00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:31,887
I know. Primus had a heart attack.

231
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:35,393
Oh, my Jove, is he all right?
Not great. I'm off to his funeral.

232
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:36,920
Was that bedroom-related?

233
00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:40,390
Bedroom, kitchen, cellar, garden.
It was quite an evening.

234
00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:43,946
The bull powder really got him going
before stopping him dead!

235
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:48,583
Still, saves me having to dump him!

236
00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:53,740
Veal and...

237
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:56,537
Sorry, the ink's gone sweaty.
I think it's eel.

238
00:13:56,577 --> 00:14:00,016
Veal and eel! Yeah, I like it.

239
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,895
Then we've got pork and bogey...

240
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:04,253
Oh, no.
Wait, that is an actual bogey.

241
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:09,048
These are all great, son. Not the pork
and bogey one, but the others...!

242
00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:11,687
Shall I pitch them in the meeting,
then?  Oh...

243
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:15,205
No. I reckon I'll do this one
on me own. It is a biggie.  Oh.

244
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,652
So, when you gonna
learn me the business,

245
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,082
then, when we're
on the road?  Maybe, yeah.

246
00:14:20,122 --> 00:14:22,759
Although I do like to drive
in silence.

247
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:24,998
Or in our hotel room, then.

248
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,077
Yeah! Exactly.

249
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,074
Er, we won't be sharing a room,
though.

250
00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:32,752
I mean, that's not gonna work!
Why not?

251
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,149
In case I meet someone on the road.

252
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:39,427
You won't need to,
cos I'll be with you the whole time!

253
00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:46,703
Can you read me a story, Dad? Er, I've
got nothing on me, Justin Jr, clearly.

254
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:49,779
Maybe when we go hunting, then.
We can still go hunting?

255
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:52,099
Yeah! Yes. Yeah, course we can.

256
00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:53,818
When?  Er...
Today?

257
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:56,255
Oh... Yeah. Fine.

258
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,253
Meet me under the arch
on Palatine Hill about three.

259
00:14:59,294 --> 00:15:00,772
Mm. Nice!

260
00:15:00,813 --> 00:15:05,129
I'll think of some more soup ideas
for you, too. Vinegar and egg.

261
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,848
Lobster and lobster.

262
00:15:06,887 --> 00:15:08,447
Blood and chutney.

263
00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:11,085
Oh, he's on a roll!

264
00:15:23,037 --> 00:15:24,676
Go on, Camilla!

265
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,393
What the hell are you doing?
I'm cheering her on.

266
00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:31,031
Well, stop it! I don't get any action
until she's knocked out.

267
00:15:31,071 --> 00:15:33,829
You should be cheering her off.

268
00:15:35,828 --> 00:15:39,224
Have it!

269
00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:43,023
And the sex ban continues!

270
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,659

And cold when it's hot

271
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,256

Straight from the pot

272
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,255
♪ It's soup! ♪

273
00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:56,653
Salve, Grumio. What's with the stick?

274
00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:57,840
All right, Landlord.

275
00:15:57,919 --> 00:16:01,649
I'm making a spear to take hunting
with me dad, cos I've got a dad.

276
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:23,114
What are you doing?
Oh, hi! Hello. Yes. Sorry.

277
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:27,151
I, erm... We didn't shake hands
when we met yesterday,

278
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,790
so I wanted to do that.

279
00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:31,908
Well, I was asleep.
It was for my sake, really.

280
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,387
I'm very formal.

281
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,385
OK, then!

282
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:39,223
If you're looking for my tattoo,
it's here.

283
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:43,059
Oh! Well, that is big. It must be
annoying, now you've broken up.

284
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,416
Yeah, but we had to. It was too
intense, you know what I mean?

285
00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:49,534
Yeah! Completely!

286
00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:52,853
When was that, out of interest?
Not long after we got to Rome.

287
00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:56,730
Oh, you came here together! Right.
Did not realise that.

288
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,287
Yeah, but we've cooled it off
for now.  Mm.

289
00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:03,725
For now?  Uh-huh. But I'm sure
you guys will have fun together.

290
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:29,907
I am having the tournament
of my life!  Yeah. Great.

291
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:30,852
Do you know what?

292
00:17:30,932 --> 00:17:34,342
I feel like I could beat anyone,
and I'm not just talking discus.

293
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:37,340
I'm seriously considering
moving into wrestling.

294
00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:39,420
Yeah. Whatever. Just don't show me.

295
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:43,256
Try and get out of that
if you can!

296
00:17:44,775 --> 00:17:46,167
Look at her, a loser.

297
00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:50,491
I chewed her up and spat her out
and she's straight on the booze.

298
00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:51,770
Yeah. What a loser.

299
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:55,648
Cheat!  Come over here
and say that to my face, bitch!

300
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:59,085
Whoa! Calm down! They can say
what they want, I don't care.

301
00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:03,922
Because I will do whatever it takes.
That's why I am a winner!

302
00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:07,440
Why don't we get some food before you
eat her? I've got to go train.

303
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:10,619
Sorry, babe, nothing gets in the way
of this tournament.

304
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,515
Not even you and
your sweet behind!

305
00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:17,353
Ow! That arm... It's so strong.

306
00:18:24,588 --> 00:18:27,744
Hey. How's it going?

307
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,298
Marcus!

308
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:39,617
Oh, Gregory!

309
00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,534
Ah! Now, er...

310
00:18:42,575 --> 00:18:44,453
Did you just say Gregory?

311
00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:48,890
I wasn't thinking about Gregory.
I mean, I was. Just not like that.

312
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:51,369
What the fuck, Marcus?
I just...

313
00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:54,616
Your tattoo was right in my face
and I'm reader.

314
00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:56,724
If I see things,
I will read them.

315
00:18:56,764 --> 00:19:00,082
You have got to get over this.
It's a teeny-tiny deal.

316
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:02,047
Is it? Even though
you came to Rome,

317
00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:04,679
it was too intense and
you're only with me for now?

318
00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:06,918
Have you been talking to Gregory?

319
00:19:06,957 --> 00:19:09,835
Yes! And I saw the tattoo
on his massive chest!

320
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:12,233
Marcus, he's deluded.

321
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:15,871
I used to love him, yes,
but I'm with you now and I'm happy.

322
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:19,668
Or I would be if you didn't
whisper men's names during sex.

323
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:22,186
Yes, OK. I can see that.

324
00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:31,259
Are you OK... Justin?

325
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:36,816
Mm? Ah, yeah. I'm fine.
I'm absolutely fucking dandy.

326
00:19:36,856 --> 00:19:39,854
How was the hunting trip?
Great, yeah.

327
00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:42,133
We caught a bloody big bear.

328
00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,250
Wow! With your little stick?

329
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,649
Yeah. I just grabbed him
by the 'orns and stuck it in.

330
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,886
Right. Not sure bears have horns.
This one did.

331
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,125
And, er,
where is this horny bear now?

332
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:56,602
Stop quizzing me! We caught a bear,
it had 'orns,

333
00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:59,368
we couldn't bring it
back so we left it there,

334
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,478
me and my dad had
a really good time.

335
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,794
OK. Well, seeing as we won't be
having bear for dinner,

336
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,952
I might take Justin Junior out.

337
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:14,149
Up to you, of course, JJ.
You're your own man.

338
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:21,824
It was incredible! There's not a wasted
inch anywhere on these athletes.

339
00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,623
Even her earlobes are stacked!

340
00:20:23,662 --> 00:20:26,781
So, Camilla finally lost?
No, this is a different one.

341
00:20:26,821 --> 00:20:29,619
A different one?
Another discus thrower. A loser.

342
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:33,496
From now on,
I'm all about the losers!

343
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:37,053
Justin? Are you all right?

344
00:20:44,568 --> 00:20:47,806
..and the profit margins
are soup-erb!

345
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,764
You did it again!

346
00:20:49,804 --> 00:20:51,603
Justin! Er, what you doing 'ere?

347
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:53,201
You left me on a hill again.

348
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:56,918
I waited for hours. At least
I could stand up and walk away.

349
00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,157
Oh, dear me!

350
00:20:58,197 --> 00:21:02,874
Sorry, son. The meeting ran over and
the afternoon just got away from me.

351
00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:05,392
Sorry, this is, er...

352
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,072
Gloria.
Gina.

353
00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:08,991
Gina! Yes!

354
00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:12,414
I bought a tunic from her stall
and invited her out for dinner.

355
00:21:12,493 --> 00:21:14,027
She's done very well out of me!

356
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:18,544
Get scared, did ya? Couldn't face
having me around, is that it?

357
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:20,982
Listen, son,

358
00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:24,779
I have loved seeing you
these last few days,

359
00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:29,855
but I can't see the whole having-a-son
thing fitting in with my lifestyle.

360
00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:35,131
I thought you were a changed man.
I think I changed back.

361
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,291
I need me freedom.

362
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,648
Me and Gina are talking about
a cruise.

363
00:21:39,688 --> 00:21:43,766
You what? You've only just met her!
I've only met you, too, to be fair.

364
00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:48,003
Look, why don't you join us
for a nice bit of buffet?

365
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:51,160
Yeah, right. Life's just one
big buffet for you, in't it?

366
00:21:51,201 --> 00:21:54,677
You want it all. You can't stick
with one single dish.

367
00:21:54,718 --> 00:21:57,635
Steer clear, love,
you'll end up shivering on a hill.

368
00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:02,233
There's no need to get mardy,
Justin Jr.  Grumio! Me name's Grumio!

369
00:22:02,273 --> 00:22:06,190
I don't want your shit name
or your shit hair!

370
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:10,227
And I've got another soup idea
for you - food and dickhead.

371
00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,345
What you playing at?!

372
00:22:12,385 --> 00:22:15,622
It's a buffet, you can get more!

373
00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:20,700
That was mega, Grumio!
You were like food-on-head!

374
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,738
I know. Bit of a waste of grub.

375
00:22:22,778 --> 00:22:27,094
Nah, that's what he deserved.
I hate punks who mess people around.

376
00:22:27,134 --> 00:22:29,293
Oy!

377
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,771
I know what you did, you cheat!

378
00:22:35,409 --> 00:22:38,727
Come back here!
You're the cheat, mate!

379
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:41,604
You're nothing without bull powder!

380
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:52,116
Bull powder or not,
she's got one hell of an arm on her.